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Reverend Billy Does Starbucks, New York City, April 6, 2002

Join Reverend Billy for a Rabble Rousing Rally

Astor Place, 3 PM, Saturday April 6th, 2002

Reverend Billy writes:

"Children, this weekend we descend into the steaming hellfire of hissing capuccinos. Stay in character and save a soul!" Each of these sketches has 2 or 3 characters. We enter the cafe as regular customers. Please pick your favorite issues and email us: reverend billy. We'll connect you with your scene partners. reverend billy starbucks

Click here to check out the $bucks invasion kit.

1. Astor Place Starbucks: - WHERE WE HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM

2. Cooper Union Starbucks: - WHERE WE ARE CORRUPT

3. Barnes & Noble Astor Pl. Starbucks: - WHERE WE ARE VIRTUALLY HIP

4. 8th Street & Mercer Starbucks: - WHERE $BUCKS PRISON LABORERS GET THEIR BUZZ

5. Broadway & Bond Starbucks: - WHERE WE DESTROY THE JONES DINER

6. Crosby & Spring Starbucks: - WHERE THE MERMAID GETS HER NIPPLES BACK

7. 10th St. and 2nd Ave. Starbucks: - WHERE WE PERFORM THE STARBUCKS MEMO: -
"WHAT SHOULD I DO IF REVEREND BILLY IS IN MY STORE?"starbucks billy memo

8. Union Square East @ 15th St: - WHERE UNION-BUSTING "CONSULTANTS" ARE TRAINED

9. Barnes & Noble Union Sq.: - WHERE MY LATTE GETS ITS BOVINE GROWTH HORMONES

10. New School University Starbucks: - WHERE DIFFERENCE IS ERADICATED

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