Police Notice

MAYDAY VICTORY CELEBRATIONS

Status: For general distribution within force

2pm Monday 1 May 2006

Bank of England

(Uniformed Officers Only)

It is our pleasure to announce that the Police Mayday Victory Celebrations
will be going ahead as planned. With the "Anarchists" having no plans than a
little marching as part of the usual Trade Union March, it is safe to
declare that we have won! Yes, finally this ancient pagan day of celebration
and disrespect for authority has been conquered - and it's time to have a
party.

We encourage all police men and women who would normally be policing the
anarchist activities to meet for a big street party outside the Bank of
England at 2pm on May 1 2006. Since the lack of any protester activity this
year means that we are all missing out on a fair lump of overtime pay, we
are requesting that all officers supply food and drinks, and anything else
becoming of a uniformed police officer on Mayday, to share with their
fellows.

Please forward to all of your colleagues in the station, and post a copy of
this up on your officers mess notice board.

The Space Hijackers Police Force.

Making London Safer

NOTES:

1) All officers are expected to be in uniform. Anyone attempting to be funny
and arriving dressed as one of the great unwashed hippie or anarchist crowd
may feel the blows of our truncheons. Riot vans are welcome although please
note that parking restrictions may apply (consult your station master).

2) Police bands are more than welcome, also please remember to bring a radio
to listen to the police frequencies.

3) Once again, this is a party for UNIFORMED POLICE ONLY, no terrorist
protestors or bank robbers.

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